riding in styllllleeeeeeeeee wazaaaa

uh. what is this, where is my driver? driver????
im supposed to drive this chariot? giggle...its weird not having a personal assistant!
o snap. ive got the need for speed....(to go backwards only)
AHAHA IM LIKE PRACTICALLY A NASCAR DRIVER.
will this picture work for my PR for the indy 500?

11 months!

I LOVE MY BEARRRRRRRRRRR
Bear, i think its really swell that you care so much about me to show up once a month and celebrate my birthday. its really special.
so how old am i anyway? man thats a lot of months.
screw this sign, give me a kiss mister! mmmmmmmmmmm tank you!
best day ever!!!!!!!!!!!! (followed by worst day ever, as photo shoot was cut short due to birthday girl falling off ottoman and landing on her head...insert many teardrops)

my little baby bear is a huge baby bear in all actuality. i cant believe next month she will be a YEAR OLD. HOLY CRAP. AM I OLD ENOUGH TO BE A MOTHER TO A 1 YEAR OLD CHILD? NO, I AM NOT. THAT IS THE ANSWER. IM NOT. BUT ALAS, I GUESS I AM. ok im calm. alright so this kid has two teeth still, but 4 on the horizon. she crawls all over the place, plays with all her toys, but is in love with her ladybug pillows, especially the pillowPET vs the pillowCHUM (the cheaper cousin to the PET - she already knows quality). she high fives, eats lasagna, pasta, pizza (made on a wheat mini sandwich thin thank you), and basically has the worst food jealousy of all time. if she sees me eating in particular, she goes crazy, she prob is like dang ma, you dont need that, dangggggggggggg. you know? anywho, what else, she waves, plays, and is generally the cutest human being alive. we love her and her big feet and her fat cheeks and chunky thighs and giant eyeballs. everything about her is just loveable. my boo. jfklaj;fkdsl;fda.

OH-IO!

in no particular order (basically i jacked these pics from my mom, deepu, nurr, my phone, and my camera), here are pictures from our big trip to dublin. keya and i flew alone for the first time, which was an experience id rather not repeat unless completely necessary or until she has some common sense, and we stayed for 11 days. jakey met us up there towards the end of the trip. it was an awesome trip, i got to meet up with friends the whole time, meet baby saanvi for the first time - shes so cute and keya and sandy are already best friends for life!, eat donatos, keya got to meet her twin simran, her new boyfriend nalin, hang out with my parents and sister a lot, and my mom threw some great parties. i also got to shop, sleep in, and jake and i enjoyed a couple date nights and got to hang out with my cousin a couple times. it was so fun! keya also enjoyed being spoiled rotten by my parents and she was basically obsessed with her grandpa. it was kind of ridiculous and maybe i was a little jealous that i got no attention at all the entire time. sigh....:)

i cant believe we have kids. thats not actually that normal. holler!
bffff for life.
me and sandra. we love eachother. her eyeballs are too much.

koobird and i
hi my name is keya and im bigger than my maushi
deepu, cut your hair.
no really. im telling you. cut your hair. o.
YAY I LOVE MY AAJI AND AJOBA AND MAUSHI AND OBVIOUSLY MY MUM MUM.
AND I LOVE MY DADDY.
AND I LOVE GOING INTO THE BATHROOM WHEN IM NOT SUPPOSED TO.
yo. my name is sandy. waza.
yo, kid, back off my kitchen.
hey there baby...how you doin.
you want my binky, giggle?
YES. BINKY NOW PLEASE.
on their date.
nalin getting frisky. hands off my daughter kid.
simran: you stole my birthday. i shall proceed to beat you up now.

keya: im bigger than you but i am a gentle giant, so i will sit here and take it.
keya: mom, save me.

simran: wuss!
me nakey! me likey!
<3
hi im still bigger than maush.

so. this small hairpuff is my new bff? i guess we will have to follow in our mommies footsteps and cause destruction and mayhem in highschool. what a shame.

summa time is ovaaaaaaaa

sorry ive been sewwwwww bad with my blog. apologies, hehehehehehhehfsjafksaja. o. here are some fun pictures from the last few weeks of summer...


keya reading "i want to be president" shes really focused.
on lake michigan during a beautiful night out boating
um. after the brewers game. o.
lake como. loveeeeeeee.
two mini people.
keya dancing with cousin jack.
the little cousins pretending to be keya crawling.
keya and ellen.
cookie monster

hi.

giggle.

10 months!!

no, we didnt forget about The Bear this month, i am just lazy because i have 90854058430 pictures to sort through. hiiiiiiii. kmonster is 10 months old which means that shes almost 1 basically. what. the. flip. so these Bear pictures are basically the hardest thing ever to take at this point, as you can tell, but shes obsessed with him finally. i wont have her "stats" until her 1 year check up, but shes like 100 feet tall and 600lbs basically and i cant lift her. she can wave bye and hi (usually only to her reflection, thats the only person that she has decided is important and respectable to deserve the wave), she claps (but now only when shes tired or mad), shes crawling all over the place, can climb upstairs, can pull herself up, and basically is getting into everything and well it was nice knowing you peeps. over the past month we only traveled to green bay and keya got to spend a lot of quality time at grandma and grandpas house (much to their dismay, upon discovering that she sleeps like 100 hours a night there, we have suddenly come up with many plans so they "need" to babysit - hi guys! o). she started saying mama and dada and shes really into kissing, the french variety, shes hasnt mastered the closed mouth modest kiss yet. she better soon though you feel me. ive had to "yell" at her a couple times because she naturally only gravitates to the garbage and every door stopper in the house, and we realized that shes scared of me saying "EXCUSE ME" very loudly. she freaks out and cries and comes to me and buries her cute round large head into my legs, its sooooooooooo cute. awe booboo. hmm, whatelse, oh she still only has two teeth but shes getting better at eating solids, and she especially interested in fries - not so good. anywho, shes the cutest baby in the entire world, and im pretty sure shes the most stunning gorgeous smartest baby too, shes practically like a nobel prize winning scientist and a super model and shes like BASICALLY about to be nominated to be president. i couldnt be prouder of my krollburritoface.