vegas (with a) baby, vegas

vegas!! having lunch by the pool. mimosa, beer, formula.

rolled up into a ball, nbd.

hi

@ the bellagio. keya wasnt impressed until we started shopping.

hanging out with my caretaker

hot tubbing alist style.

i love my daddy

not at the table carlos

our view from the balcony

carlosssssssssss

shopping with mommy

showing off

having fun with dad

yo parents, i want something from louis vuitton too...


jake had a conference in vegas, so i told him that keya and i wanted to come. usually he has to travel to like waterloo iowa or some donk place, so i wasnt about to miss a glam place like vegas, even though i had cheeks with me. although i didnt stay out, didnt party, didnt gamble, and didnt go to any nice dinners, i still had fun. keya and i walked around, she liked the bellagio because shes a freaking baller basically, we had ridiculous morning breakfasts at the buffet in the hotel, and we hung out at the pool all day. cheeks had a blast at the pool and was like an alist celeb with her halter pineapple swim suit, sweet jackie o sunglasses, and awesome giant hat sitting in the hot tub. we also stuck her in the bjorn with her sunglasses and hat and walked the strip and went shopping(!!). every drunk dude in vegas stopped us to comment (or drunkenly slur) CARLOSSSSSS aka the baby from the hangover. we didnt even realize it, but she did look just like carlos. poor keylos. she didnt sleep on either flight but did get kidnapped by the flight attendants much to our relief, and a lot of people on the plane took pictures of her...hopefully she will be famous soon so jake can retire and we can buy a huge winter home in st tropez.