happy new year!!!!!

-ummmmmmmm what the????

-HOW LONG HAS THIS RELATIONSHIP BEEN GOING ON??????

-black sparkly party dress, shiny black shoes, new grey sparkly undies, and hair did - just another new years eve in the ashley household

-getting ready for her first date with adam

-introducing one another, binkys in tow

-adam: oh hey there baby...wanna get outta here and go somewhere quiet?
-kball: teehee, ok sure. i think theres an empty pack and play over there, we can grab some milk and have a drink in there...

-keya: HOW DARE YOU TELL ME MY CHEEKS ARE FAT? JERK!

-keya: ok ok, i guess i forgive you. tell me my head smells good and ill get over it.
-adam: jeez...fine, i like your headband. ok lets go somewhere else...

-at a comedy club

-THIS IS NOT FIRST DATE APPROPRIATE. HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER BUSTER.

we spent the day at jon and marys house celebrating the new year early with lots of appetizers and champagne and wine. i ate ridiculous amounts of food, so we ended up not having dinner. we met jon and mary at our preparing for labor class (which, incidentally, we both ended up with breech babies and therefore never went into labor, but i digress) and adam was born one day before keya at the same hospital. we were the only people in the labor and delivery ward for almost the entire duration of our stay. mary and i have become good friends over the past couple months because we have so much in common, beyond just having babies exactly the same age. it was fun! jake and i rang in the new year in a real crazy fashion by wearing our pajamas and having a bottle of wine. i got drunk off the two glasses and decided to force jake to watch the nisha butt dance for 20 minutes. im pretty sure it was amazing. i also got emotional watching dick clark attempting to do the countdown and was dismayed at how crass mtv has gotten. i know thats such a mom thing to say, but seriously, it was so vulgar, o. i didnt mind watching snookie in the ball drop tho, that was pretty sweet.

so anyway, keya went on her first date yesterday on new years eve. baby adam and keya had a fine evening of dining on milk, trying not to head butt eachother, and keya managed to steal all of the poor guys bouncers and at one point, she wasnt wearing a skirt. sigh. i have a lot to teach her about being a lady over the next 30 years (which is when her next date will be).

i found keya this morning in a compromising position. she had her black party dress on, shiny shoes, and...she was with The Bear. they looked pretty cozy. interesting...

now we have our badger binky, hat (YES A HAT, ITS A NEW YEARS MIRACLE), and bib on ready to watch the rose bowl. go badgers?? (boo)((stupid buckeyes))