-"hello? hello?? yes, hi. i would like to report a stalker. uhh, no, hes about 2 feet tall, really hairy, weird creepy smile, followed me from wisconsin to ohio. yes, his name is The Bear...what? how should i know how to spell that, im a baby, idiot"
"what? what did you say, Bear? read the sign? what sign? ugh i hate you so much"
-"i am... what? how am i supposed to know what that says"
"you know what. im out of here."
my sweet little baby infant mini human is 2 months old today. she is just the sweetest cutest little thing ever. i love her so much. she has so much personality and is so squirmy and always wants to be part of the gossip. i am kind of depressed that shes getting so old, i dont know what to do. maybe have another one? BWHAHA jkjkjkjk uterus, im just. joking. calm down. anywho, happy birthday to our dearest keya baby.
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